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i hit myself in the eye with that used johndom!!!
johndom by ken homadom September 26, 2007

Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle 

A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.
“Hey bros, let’s get a Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle going.”
An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.
Jondom by Lorex34 July 22, 2017
(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!
johntom by diplo85 September 22, 2008
1. Coined in Wolfville, Nova Scotia, the Jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.

2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.
1. I was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but I ran out of Jondoms and all she had was standard.

2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.
Jondom by Jumpin Jonnys June 26, 2006

Johnomation 

The act of getting John to automate things for bob
Johnomation =John added EVERYTHING to BOB!!
Johnomation by EpicEd May 11, 2021