Jondall 

(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...

“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”

Jondall by Ovary-Cervix Destroyer April 28, 2019

JohnDavid 

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.

JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him

JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

JohnHaloCE 

that one fucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!

man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.

JohnHaloCE by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

johndle 

In Johnson we trust

Wassup Johndle

johndle by Youngmoodz February 7, 2022

johndave 

The pairing of john egbert and dave strider.
It is pretty damn popular amongst yaoi and homestuck fans.
And it is ALMOST canon
(come on hussie,make it canon!!!)

homestuckfan1:Do you ship johndave?
homestuckfan2: Fuck yeah I do! Its my OTP
homestuckfan3: I prefer dave/terezi
homestuckfan1: You know they broke up right?
homestuckfan3: Yea,but it was actually canon at one point atleast.
homestuckfan2: Hehehe,fuck you.

johndave by Latula pyrope December 31, 2013

Jondalar 

An old english male name meaning "he who is silly".

Person 1: Do you know who Jondalar is?
Person 2: Yeah, he is very silly.

Jondalar by notasillyperson July 22, 2011

johnald crump 

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016