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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith 

His name is my name ,too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit 

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026