Fuck John Day 

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him

It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day

Fuck John Day by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025

Fuck You John 

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

Fuck You John by TronityCat September 10, 2025

John Fuckin' 5

another name for John 5, it is usually used when addressing someone who does know about how great he is
It is also used to put emphasis on his greatness

Guy (at a Rob Zombie concert): yo who is playing that mean guitar?
Random: Only John Fuckin' 5, that who.

John Fuckin' 5 is the greatest living guitarist.

John Fuckin' 5 by Fencerfromhell January 19, 2008

John Fuckerman

Nickname on Capital Hill for John Fetterman, the American politician serving as the senior United States senator from Pennsylvania, a seat he has held since 2023. While he is officially a member of the Democratic Party, he is behaving as though he has been infected by the MAGAt virus, making him no longer reliable as a Democrat.

There goes John Fuckerman, once again cozying up to the MAGAt Republicans, abandoning the Pennsylvanians who sent him the U.S. Senate. Shame on him!

John Fuckerman by LaughingAloud March 21, 2026

St. John's husky fucker 

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

St. John's husky fucker by Purple nurble February 12, 2022

shut the fucking door john the cops are here 

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

shut the fucking door john the cops are here by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023