An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
I love you, John!!!
Quite possibly the greatest wrestler in SmackDown history, behind Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Hulk Hogan and of course The Rock. Way better than John Cena, and 100 times better than HHH.
Dude, John Morrison is sooo awesome!
When you become very angry with someone instead of fighting or throwing verbal abuse you simply pull down your pants and thrust your ass at the person who made you angry and Grip each butt cheek and pull them back and forth while screaming at the top of your lungs Hardy-har-har!
(in the office)
Timmy: John your such a little bitch I told you to file those reports last night!
John:(Johns face growing very red and he pull down his pants vicously grabs his ass cheeks and pulls back and forth) Hardy-har-har Hardy-Har-Har !
Pants that make you look like you could be related to Elton John. These include skinny jeans, leather pants, or if even skinny, leather pants. They tend to have too much design just to make the wearer stand in attention.
Phillie: OMGawddd I just got these new Ed Hardy skinny jeans at the store the otha day and they are just delightful!!1 I really went out of my way to get these. I really like'um.
Mark: Cool story bro, so you got Elton Jeans...
A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.
Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!
wow he's a hardy bastard
Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.
"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."
John is infinite and multi-faceted. He is generally a level headed person but when he comes under pressure and is compelled to make a decision thats when things get vexed.more...
John is tall has brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/green eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and exemplary manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic work ethic. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.
John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and loves his family.
He leads a very intense life and proves himself hardy in doing so.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.
John has a playful side to him when he feels at ease with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total goof! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.
John is simply like the Heavens above, SUPREME BLISS.