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Joel Ward is an NHL player who plays for the Washington caps. He is the all around best player in the NHL and he fucks at least 2 bitches every night, and he is the currently the leading jersey seller of all the NHL players.
John: how many bitches do you think Joel Ward got tonight?
Mike: oh id say at least 17
by joelward69 July 05, 2011

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