| 1. | noods | ||
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slang for noodles
best when used with other foods, so as not to confuse with nudes, making you seem like a fag for saying you like to eat "nudes" Carissa: "Shane, what should we have for supper?"
Shane: "Chicken and noods, for sure." |
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| 2. | P1 | ||
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Noun.
As in parking level 1. Sketchy, poorly lit, parking area (i.e. the bottom level of a parking garage) where men go to perform promiscuous sexual acts on other men. The encounters must be completely anonymous in order to qualify under this definition. "Yo JoeG, what are yo plans for today?"
"I have a meeting with the client, but then i'm gonna hit up P1 for some S&S" "Joe, you is one Brokeback mothafucka" |
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| 3. | joe | ||
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n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats. Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.
Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny. Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number? |
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| 4. | Uberdonkey | ||
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when you try to insult someone for being too cool. It also really pisses people the fuck off. Joe Griffin is an uberdonkey,
Joe Griffin is an Uber redonculous donkey |
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