Jocktober 

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".

The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.

Jocktober by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

Jockboy syndrome 

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.

Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.

Jockboy syndrome by Isabellabadbitch June 15, 2016

Jockroach 

Sporty annoying boys that think they’re better and cooler these everyone else

Ugh those jockroaches suck

Jockroach by Altoidmintz December 11, 2018

jockholm syndrome 

Feelings of trust or affection felt in cases of a nation being held under the thumb, of being continually told that you are ... "too wee, too poor, too stupid" to govern yourself by your larger neighbour for over three hundred years. The result of three hundred years of being under the thumb has resulted in some Scots wishing to vote against their own independence.

Johann Lamont (Scottish politician) showed her severe case of Jockholm Syndrome when she stated that 'We're not genetically programmed in Scotland to make political decisions.'

jockholm syndrome by Pour1malt March 5, 2014

jackmove 

The act of robbing someone or something.

Person1: (He has a nice throwback Bulls jersey, nice air force ones, nice Bulls hat, and a wallet full of paper.)
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."

jackmove by Howard Tan January 6, 2006

Johnny-Jackmo 

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

Johnny-Jackmo by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011