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Hawaiian lick job 

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job
Hawaiian lick job by Choad hag December 4, 2021
To perform the act of cunnilingus. muff diving carpet munching rug munchingcunnilingus
'what happened last night Dee - 'I got 3 lick jobs'
Lick Job by SE10 November 5, 2012

Larsson lick job 

The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.



'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"
Larsson lick job by 1982jefe April 23, 2009
When a person licks somebody's body, anywhere between the neck and thighs.
Jake and his girlfriend were out of condoms, and she didn't want to give oral sex so he gave her a lick job.
lick job by NotAVirgin May 18, 2006
The act of preforming oral sex on a male or female by swirling your tongue around their penis and balls or vagina and clitoris
You dont blow or suck, but you do give a lick job....
lick job by Puddin' Tang April 13, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026