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Joanzburg 

Can be defined as perpetual motion in relation to group sex in conjunction with the joanzburg effect.

A Joanzburg is also a dog owner who's dog is A) Effeminate B) Pussy or both A and B

Derived from the German term "Moanz" - (docile and monotone) the word Joanzburg was then used by Scandanavian scholars to express a state of mind during group sex.
"Those people over there are getting Joanzburged"

"He is such a Joanzburg"

"If Joanzburg was a Moanzburg, there could be trouble"

"Your dog is such a Joanzburg!"
Joanzburg by Moanzoid April 7, 2005
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jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.
Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.
jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014
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Johnsburg 

A small town in the northern suburbs of Chicago, famously mentioned by Tow Waits in his song, "Johnsburg, Illinois". Several nicknames given to the town include, "J-burg, J-Town, and Johns Burgers." Rumor is that a sub-section exists inside the town with the name "nah-linz". Experts say that if a "nah-linz" did exist, it would occupy no more than a half acre of in-fertile land.
I'm going to the farmers market in Johnsburg, it should be swell.
Johnsburg by the decisionmaker November 15, 2010

JaneBurgess 

JaneBurgess also known as Jane Burgess is what you call a trifling ass fat how who thinks she's a porn star. In reality it's what a washed up hoe is who once had pictures published in Hustler Magazine.

Infamous in the cam community as a hoe who doesn't work.

Also what you call a fat trifling hoe when she stalks people.
That JaneBurgess is a fat trifling hoe who doesn't work and thinks she's a porn star bc her pics were in Hustler in the 90's
JaneBurgess by JackieBoy1234 June 26, 2019

Jonburger 

A burger cooked loudly at 3 am which wakes up everyone else in the house.
I crept down to the kitchen and made a jonburger, banging the frying pan and smiling knowingly.
Jonburger by inthebushes December 10, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026