A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.
"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"
Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"
Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"
Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"
Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"
by Dr. Deadly June 28, 2011
by Shiba SHiba September 26, 2003
by lesliecat96209821 December 4, 2021
A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.
Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.
You're gonna get the jizziness.
You're gonna get the jizziness.
by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009
That nut I busted was so epic, I couldn't tell if I caused permanent brain damage or was just jizzy.
by Kilroywasallupinherr December 4, 2018
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.
by fuzzypickle16 February 11, 2012