1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."
1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.
2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.
1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.
Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes
A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.