A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.

*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.
"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."
by Lucifer Grammaticus October 31, 2007
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jizz bagged is being slammed in the ass by bubba the 500 pound black man with the 20 inch wang. In about 15 minutes of this h-core rape your anus will be 5 inches wider and loaded with jizz. Therefore making your anus a jizz bag for a black man's penis
pazer got jizzed bagged by haggard in the back of the local 7-11
by joey lucisano October 15, 2004
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(slang) A condom or anthing that sheaths the penis for the purpose of retaining semen.
Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been
by JamesPeach August 13, 2004
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1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.
You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.
by bradscsi July 6, 2004
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In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)

the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum
by emotional_invalid January 6, 2009
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Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.
Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.
by jasonic August 17, 2005
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To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.
1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
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