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2.
That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.
Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.
by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 07, 2012
 
1.
The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.
1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.





Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 16, 2005