Jizz on a stick 

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

Jizz on a stick by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

jizz on dress by Richard of armas November 4, 2021

Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

Jizz on your funk by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" June 19, 2008

Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

Jizz on dress by Richard of arms November 3, 2021

Jizz on my jacket 

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.

paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"

Jizz on my jacket by chris1984 May 20, 2009

Jizz on a stick 

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get laid/sleep with the gurl of their dreams.

Rubix-Cube "man that gurls Amayzing. I would definitely give her some Jizz on a stick, if she was keen.

Jizz on a stick by Roogie May 16, 2008

jizz on my ass 

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

jizz on my ass by Instincts74 August 21, 2017