The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).
(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.
by plez January 27, 2009
by justanotherdude292 April 9, 2007
Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 2, 2013