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1.
a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
by Frank July 24, 2003
 
15.
Someone who is super jive'n
Lee is such a jive turkey.
by jive around October 14, 2010
 
16.
jive-a language used by african americans in the 70s and 80s

turky-which is a girl whos obviously been stuffed alot

conclusion-black slut
damn, that bitch is a jive turkey sucka! yeah ive even stuffed her.
by coffee_black August 04, 2010
 
17.
1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
by BarryJive December 11, 2008
 
18.
a term black people used for white people in the 70s
Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.
by THe better of the jet pair February 23, 2011
 
19.
tofu turkey, tofurkey
We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!
by jilmn November 02, 2010
 
20.
someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 22, 2004
 
21.
Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.

Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.

jiveturkeyco.com

~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!

~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!

~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!

~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!
1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs!
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
by Jive Turkey Co. December 06, 2009