Top Definition
Some one who talks alot of shit and uses past injuries such as a bad back to get out of playing basketball. Much like a Jive Turkey, Jive Penguin is an acceptable word, but should be usen lightly as it is the 2nd most offensive word in english
Salsa why u gotta be a Jive Penguin
by FPAH32 March 24, 2008

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