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jipocolypse 

Jipocolypse is the combination of all jips that has ever occured in the history of mankind, rolled into one huge jip which will eventually rip the fabric of time into pieces, causing the whole universe to become frozen is a jipped state. This will occur when the universes jip coefficent is .916. Once a person gets jipped, the coeficient rises by the smallest fraction, but when someone is the jipper, the coefficient decreases. But here is where the complexity starts. In order to become the jipper, someone must be jipped, increasing the coeficient, but by jipping someone, you have decreased the coeficient by the same ammount. Therefore unbalanced jips will cause the world to end.
Man1: "Oh shit, the jipocolypse is coming."
Man2: *sigh* "We got jipped."
jipocolypse by Hakki October 3, 2006
Related Words
japoser Jimos jipsy japoseur Jipstanged jipster jirosaiki Japosal jibosh JIFOS
The puertorrican word for the hipster. It defines the type of person who wastes his day on Tumblr and listening to Indie-Rock music. Also, their obsession with Pacsun and triangules and other "funky" things is very noticible.
sahira heidy yareliz valeria carin jipstel like em
Jipstel by jipstelnonhater June 13, 2011

Jitosaurus Rex 

An extension of the word "Jit" with the same meaning
Can also be used as just "Jitosaurus"
Bro stop being such a jitosaurus rex
Jitosaurus Rex by DaPhatBoi February 27, 2023

japoseur 

A person who thinks that they're fluent in Japanese when they only know four words.
"UR A BAKA" "SUGOI!! *^-^*" or "KAWAII!!! KEKEKEKE"
japoseur by Jamie March 28, 2004

jipology 

Jipology is the study of being jipped. Jipology can only exist when a "jip" has occured. It is arguable that being jipped is a jip in itself. Eg: If a man fears that he will be jipped, then he is jipped for fearing that he will get jipped, because he will not be able to perform some tasks in fear that he will become of the jipped. There is a strong corolation between fear and jip. Being jipped can be also described as a paradox and is very hard to comprehend, but once it is comprehended and understood, the one can ascend from being of the jipped, to becoming the jipper.
"Whilst studying jipology, i got jipped"
jipology by Hakki October 3, 2006

japoseur 

A person who pretends to be japanese, and is not, or knows very little of japanese culture or language.

"Azn" "Otaku"
" 'AznBoi69'is such a japoseur."
japoseur by NormalBoy July 26, 2003