Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
by teknik December 21, 2013
1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling
by janghulofasreta September 11, 2007