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Jingle ballin' 

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).
Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.
Jingle ballin' by J Farrar January 15, 2012
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Jingle-Belling 

When a girl's pussy is so loose, your dick can fit very easily in her cunt, so to please her, you have to shake your dick left and right against her pussy walls like you shake a jingle bell.
Me: Yo Tommy, I spent a night Jingle-Belling that loose sister of yours!
Tommy: Imma fuck you up bitch!
Jingle-Belling by blahhomies September 11, 2006

jingleballing 

the act of putting the testicles completely inside of a vacuum hose and turning the pressure all the way up until a small hole forms at the bottom of the sack. then squeezing the balls out of the hole and catching them in a cup. then shaking the cup up and down with your hand covering the top so they don't fall out. a perfect activity for a christmas party with the family.
jingle balls jingle balls jingleballing all the way!
jingleballing by jingleballer July 11, 2011

jingleballin 

verb, this def. ''jingleballin'' mean doing anything related to christmas that is so gangster you needed to create a new funny ass word
example 1 ''yo man jose just raped his car in christmas lights and it looks exacly like a dick''

''no way''

''fu** ya''

''i know''

''thats jingleballin''
example 2 ''hay jon''

''wat''

''did you see the funny text i sent you about the raindeer f**king!''

''no?! send it1''

''kk''

recived message

''00000 thats jingleballin!''
jingleballin by taylor for e for December 27, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026