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fuck jesus, fuck the bible and everything it tells you about jesus.

warship jimi hendrix, he is god, and jesus is his bitch.

jimi IS the most insane guitarist to ever touch the face of the earth.
GET ON YOUR KNEES JESUS, I'm JIMI HENDRIX
by jimi's bitch June 21, 2005
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1. Not Jimmy Hendrix
2.The Greatest guitarist ever ever.
3. Slash sucks compared to Jimi Hendrix
4. Born as Johnny Allen Hendrix in 1942
5. Stevie Ray Vaughan copies Jimi and he is worse than Jimi.
6. The only guitarist i will ever respect.
7.No question better than any guitarist ever.
8. If i ever became a famous guitarist and people thought i was better than hendrix. I would quit on the spot because Jimi deserves to be the only best guitarist.
9. I know more about Jimi Hendrix than you.
10. I will list all songs and all versions i know off the top of my head.If it is not described otherwise,it is the album version.RAH=Royal Albert Hall
Little Wing,Little Wing Royal Albert Hall, Fire, Fire Woodstock, Fire RAH,Voodoo Child(slight return, Voodoo Child Berkely, Voodoo Child Woodstock, Purple Haze, Purple Haze Atlanta, Purple Haze Beat Club, Purple Haze Woodstock, Hey Joe, Hey Joe Live(unknown Location), Hey Joe Beat Club,Highway Chile, Easy Rider, Stepping Stone, Love or confusion,Stone Free, Stone free beat club,Red House, Red house woodstock, unknown location red house live,Waterfall, Cherokee Mist Acoustic, Hear my train a comin RAH, Hear my train a comin acoustic, All along the watchtower, all along the watchtower Isle of Wight, Voodoo Child Isle of Wight, Foxy Lady, Foxy lady RAH, Foxy Lady rainbow bridge, wild thing montery, rock me baby monterey,hey baby new rising sun,thrid stone from the sun, are you experienced, have you ever been to electric ladyland, Manic Depression, The wind cries mary, The wind cries mary,the wind cries mary Live unknown location,drifting, rainy day dream away,if 6 was 9,house burning down,power of soul, i just came back today isle of wight, dolly dagger,woodstock star spangled banner, can you see me,nightbird flying,happy birthday, freedom,machine gun january 1st 1970, remember,killing floor extremely fast,like a rolling stone,room full of mirrors, my friend,castles made of sand, angel,bold as love,Izzabella Woodstock,red house woodstock,i don't live today, i don't live today RAH,Amazing Woodstock Improvision,

If anyone loves Jimi Hendrix and has any audio or video that i didn't list, Email me at ebanich@hotmail.com

1. Poser,"I Love Jimmy Hendrix
Person,"I love Jimi Hendrix"
Sackwad, "I hate Jimmy Hendrix"
Complete Asshole, "Slash is better than Hendrix"
Bumbass,"S.R.V. has a better version of Voodoo Child"

Anyway, Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist there will ever be and he is a wonderful songwriter. If you think his lyrics have no meaning, listen to Castles of Sand and get back to me.Also, If you like any ACDC,Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, or any other crappy ass metal, especially death metal or Korn, you are a gay ass fucktard and you can suck my hairy balls.

Nuff Said,Jimi Hendrix is best. He died in 1970. he never copied other people's music. If he took the basic sound or lyrics, he made it his own. Whatever, you suck if you dissagree with any of this.

by EthanB. November 30, 2005
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80.
An overrated guitarist that would get absolutely destroyed by a lot of today's guitarists.

Also comparing him to Stevie Ray Vaughan is like comparing platinum to crap, Stevie being the platinum and Jimi being the crap of course.
Jimi Hendrix did not do anything special with his guitar, people only thing he did special things because he played with his teeth and lit his guitar on fire.
It's such a pity that so many people are so ignorant to think that he's the "Greatest".















Me: Stevie Ray Vaughan was the greatest guitarist ever.

Ignorant Fool: No Jimi Hendrix was.

Me: Really? Is that why Stevie Ray Vaughan did Jimi Hendrix covers that are way better than the originals plus his own original songs that are also better.

Ignorant Fool: Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jimi Lit his guitar on fire.

Me: You're a flippen idiot.

Ignorant Fool: No you.
by TheskycrysasheS April 04, 2009
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81.
Verb to vomit while lying on one's back, intoxicated
"You're so lucky I was here to roll you onto your side; you would've Jimi Hendrixed all over yourself."
by crasslady September 20, 2006
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this is to Jmams:
An excellent guitarist becuase he is just plain un-cracker. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing becuase he was not crackafied- in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth because he had way more talent than gay cracker men screaming like girls about "depression" becuase his family was fortunatly, not cracker. his afro inspired many crack(er)s to fuck off because filthy crackers have NO fucking talent in anything, ESPECIALLY rock "music". His untimley death was the result of his energetic non-cracker legs sitting in the front of the bus. when he was 12 his pops came home with a bought guitar for jims, (typical non-cracker) he was remembered for years, and even today, makes rock "music" look very very pussy.
Billy: who would win Jimi vs. Eric clapton,,
Tommy: Jimi wins regardless because clapton is a stupid, gay cracKKKer peice of filth.
Billy: Jimi hendrix couldnt spell his name correctly, isnt it jimmy?
Tommy: shut up you fag. that's how his named is spelled! fuck you, you dumb fuck cracker peice of fucking shit!

whites are gay! They brag that they are "straight", but post "definitions" here saying they enjoy black cocks and claim they know the size of asian and Indian cock (i am indian and mine is good size)
by dsssgfhdgsfhghgfdljd;hg September 26, 2005
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Jimi Hendrix was good for his times and also was inspired by the music of Eric Clapton. Great Song writer and created some memoriable riffs but a very messy techinical player. Deffintley not the greatest role model either. Guitarist for the masses but not for the eilite guitarist.
Satch, Vai, Johnson, Malmsteen, Johnson, and Lifemore are the best guitarists in the world. Unlike Jimi they also understand music theory, and how to read and write music
by thelumberjack April 28, 2005
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Most Overrated guitarist of all time. People don't realize how incredibly average he his to guitarist of today. Many, many guitarist have surpassed jimi a long time ago. Some modern day guitarist that have mastered the instrument are john petrucci, joe satriani, steve vai, and yngwie malmsteen. And much more. Jimi was so limited to blues and nothing else. Guitarist of today touch more scales than just pentatonics like hendrix. Hendrix was aslo very repetetive (partly because he limited himself to blues and the time signature 4/4) Guitarist like John petrucci touch almost all scales and modes and hae the ability to progress in their songs (which means to play in odd time meters, change keys, change modes and scales). None of this was Jimi capable of doing, maybe because he was stoned out of his mind. Jimi can't shred like modern guitarist either, and for those of you who are going to say "playing fast doesnt make you good", well you should realize that there is a lot of guitarist who shred and play slow emotional songs. Jimi was the best guitarist but got passed up first by eddie van halen, then yngwie malmsteen. After that the standards really jumped and people applied much more styles to their playing. Many guitarist became WWAAYY better than jimi. Progressive metal is where the talents at.'nough said.
Jimi hendrix was the most overrated guitarist EVER. And couldn't much either than blues, which is the easiest form of music to play.
by Christobar August 06, 2006
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