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1: I bet she sells pictures of her jezussy to strangers for adopt me pets
2: yeah them shitty highlights ain’t paying for themselves. jezussy selling must be involved

Jezus Tapdancing Christ 

Jesus Christ, Oh my God.
Jezus Tapdancing Christ! Did he really say that?

Jello Jezus 

A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.
"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
Jello Jezus by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009

Jezus Cheetos 

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.
Jezus Cheetos by _betamax_ June 15, 2018
A fine guy, caring person and always has something to entertain you with. But always gets their names mixed with “Jesus” but really doesn’t care what people call them.when you first see them you might think they are mean but when you get to know them they are probably still kinda mean but sweet. He also gets no hoes cause he’s loyal.
JEZUS is a tall handsome young man bing bong
JEZUS by Fuck yo life bing bong November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026