Jewfro

Of or relating to Jews with fros.
The most popular rant site on the web that deals with the issue of racism preaching equality and understanding.

That kid has a serious jewfro on his head.

by Jesus is King May 12, 2006

Jewfro

Usually a small tiny dicked person that girls find awkward. Loves to get hit in the balls. Really tiny dick. Like ridiculously tiny. More of a big clit really.

Kyle: You look good
Girl: You have a jewfro
Kyle: Damn
Girl: Yep

by jesus christ (the real one) June 22, 2010

Jewfro

Someone who is unexpectedly good at skiing and likes to pick fights with snowboarders and make little girl jokes with his partner-in-crime but no one hears them.

Snowboarder #1: "Dude Jenno, Jewfro was talking himself up and wanted to fight Westen."
Snowboarder #2: "I thought Jewfro was Westen..."

by Pondo ski/boarder July 6, 2010

Jewfro

A curly mop-looking type of hairstyle that Jews consist of. Basically an afro on a Jew. Enough said.

Queer 1: Hahaha! Is that guy's hair a jewfro?
Queer 2: Haha! Yes indeed it is, what a jew.
Queer 1: Oh jews these days :)

by That guy down the jew's street June 5, 2013

jewfro samurai

Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.

Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!

Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)

Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...

Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!

by Je3wfro Samur1 June 30, 2009

The Southern Jewfro

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.

"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

Note: this is something stupid i wrote cause this couldn't be blank

by SaucyBuns August 7, 2017