Jewess 

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004

jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

jewsteak by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

Jewett 

A whale's dong.

A humpback's jewett can be up to 15 feet long and can weigh 80 pounds.

Jewett by wsorbust October 2, 2011

Jewpster

a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sad music with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.

Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!

Jewpster by sooummyeah July 7, 2011

Jewstein 

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

jewsturbate 

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.

After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls

jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014

Jewstafari 

a large amount of disorganized curly hair that has grown beyond the limits of classic jewfro.

John: Dude, what happened to your jewfro?

Moishe: I just let it grow out for Summer and didn't take care of it. It's my Jewstafari.

Jewstafari by JewDoc January 2, 2010