When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.
Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies
by A.J. Rolling December 10, 2012
Get the Jew Crankies mug.