jesus saves!

what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.

he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!

by hockey rules June 10, 2005

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

by LayItonYou March 24, 2007

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred