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1.	Jesus Juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets Wine served in a Diet Coke can, with the purpose of getting a thirteen year old drunk enough to shag a pale freak with a funny nose. "shut up and drink your jesus juice it will make my pop-god spunk taste better" by Puck U May 3, 2005 share this
2.	jesus juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets The drink, served in a Diet Coke can used to get young boys drunk, as so that they can have sex with Michael Jackson. Exclusive! get your Jesus Juice, only available here at NEVERLAND RANCH! by Matt-- May 21, 2005 share this
3.	jesus juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets An alcoholic beverage served to minors in a coke can, so it doesn't look as harmful as it is. A few sips are meant to make you drunk enough to do Michael Jackson or any other ugly freak. Ask Gavin Arvizo. It is also a word I can assure you will become the newest thing to say. "Here Gav, why don't you try some of my Jesus Juice - it'll take you to happy places" "No thanks Mike, last time I did that, my ass felt totally ripped the next morning..." "Dude, that 5"9 blonde with the DD's is totally mine" "She'll never get with you - you're a midget with three nipples!" "Oh, but I'll server her some of this here jesus juice.. that should do the trick" by anne s Jul 4, 2005 share this

4.	jesus juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets Wine, or if pronounced "hay-sus juice" Tequila. Dude, Michael Jackson said he was gonna bring some Jesus Juice for us fags down here at the daycare. by Jaggo Mar 21, 2004 share this
5.	Jesus Juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets Jesus Juice is cheap Merlot + Coke can or white wine. "Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this" -- Eminem (Ass Like That) 1 by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY Feb 12, 2005 share this
6.	Jesus Juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets When not referring to Michael Jackson's date rape drug of choice, Jesus Juice (or Purple Jesus Juice) is a highly alcoholic combination of grain alcohol, Sprite, orange juice, and grape juice, mixed until delicious. "Doug is bringing down that magenta Lord tonight." "Wat?" "Purple Jesus Juice, nukka. I'MA GRIP N SIP!" alcohol jesus juice christ ben affleck by Purp' Oct 8, 2007 share this
7.	jesus juice
	buy jesus juice mugs, tshirts and magnets Jesus juice is simply wine, as Jesus turned water into wine. Apparently some involvement of a coke can and young boys would later contort this definition. Man i gotta lay off the Jesus juice. I get the worst hangover... jesus juice wine jesus juice bible by MasterKate Dec 10, 2009 share this

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