An alcoholic beverage served to minors in a coke can, so it doesn't look as harmful as it is. A few sips are meant to make you drunk enough to do Michael Jackson or any other ugly freak. Ask Gavin Arvizo.
It is also a word I can assure you will become the newest thing to say. "Here Gav, why don't you try some of my Jesus Juice - it'll take you to happy places"
"No thanks Mike, last time I did that, my ass felt totally ripped the next morning..."
"Dude, that 5"9 blonde with the DD's is totally mine"
"She'll never get with you - you're a midget with three nipples!"
"Oh, but I'll server her some of this here jesus juice.. that should do the trick"
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