jesus freak

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>

by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

Jesus Freak Scenario

Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.

dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"

dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"

by asdfasdf212 September 27, 2011

Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK)

A Jehovah Geek loves Jehovah and despised for it.
A Jehovah Geek fears God.
A Jehovah Geek studies the Holy Scriptures and practice being holy until he/she is holy.
A Jehovah Geek loves Jesus.
Courtland is a Jehovah Geek.
A Jehovah Geek is a church boi/boy or girl/gul.
A Jehovah Geek is a preacher/minister; who loves people and goes to church.
A Jehovah Geek never judges a person.
A Jehovah Geek is humble and caring.
A Jehovah Geek believes/confesses Christ Jesus the Lord.

Courtland is a Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEak) and I don't like it, he sucks.
I love Jehovah.
Man, you are a Jesus freak.
I believe Jesus is Lord.
Christ is raised from the dead.

by dxe February 19, 2008

Jesus Freak

Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.

Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?

by Brother Donald June 16, 2022