The epitome of an eleven year old slut/poser/internet reject/scenecore wannabe. Cries like a baby in a video on YouTube famously titled "Muh Emotional BreakDown Over All You Guys Shit!" wherein she bitches like the whore she is about her miserable life and comments from haters. NOt to mention other videos wherein she describes her trysts with young girls, sexual relationships with Dahvie Vanity from the faggy band Blood on the Dance Floor, and her frequent usage of her dirty, sailor mouth. The breakdown video features her pops and mum, saying we ALL DUN' GOOFED! and we are all going to cyberjail.
You made yourself pretty damn popular on 4chan and Tumblr, missy.
"You don't know who JESSI SLAUGHTER is? Well, ya done goofed! She gon' get the cyber police on ya now bitches!"
"Jessi Slaughter is going to pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie. Yum!
Jessi "Slaughter" (Also known as kerligirl13) is an 11-year-old (not 9-year-old) camwhore from YouTube.
On the night of July 15, 2010 mass chaos erupted on Tumblr, then following onto 4chan while racking up veiws on YouTube, revolving around her videos.
However, most of the lulz came from her fathers' famous lines "...the cyber-police...", "The consequences will never be the same", and (most importantly) "Ya dun goof'd!!"
Jessi Slaughter is such an annoying bitch!
A term made for those who act beyond their age through means of vulgar language, lewd pictures, and often threaten others in a manner so obscene it is almost laughable. "Jessi Slaughters" are often found on YouTube and other video streaming sites to vent their frustrations and babble on about nonsensical things such as waffles and fictitious romances. As a final note: "Jessi Slaughters" are also highly prone to internet memes.
Sensible Internet Browser's reaction to flame: *Closes out page*
A "Jessi Slaughter"'s reaction to flame: "I'll pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushy."
Some chick that got emotionally destroyed.
After a video of her mental breakdown was released, her father (featured in the video) created the meme,
"You Done Goof'd"
It has brought many lulz to the minds of thousands.
Hey did you hear about Jessi Slaughter?
No, who is she?
Well, she's some girl that got owned by /b/ and Tumblr.
Yeah, that's why you don't fuck with them or your goof'd.
1. An 11 year old slut who became a recent e-celeb for: describing her trysts with young girls, sexual relationships with Dahvie Vanity from the emo band 'Blood on the Dance Floor', and frequently cusses. She even has a few pics of her holding her boobs...
After all the trolling, she uploaded a video responding to her "haters", and said a very famous quote that best describes just how crazy she is:
"And if you can't, like, realize that and stop hating, then you know what? I'll pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushy."
2. A sexy little cock tease that ANYONE would bang, male or female.
1. Hey guys! It's me, Jessi Slaughter, and I got one thing to say to all you haters: I'm-a pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushy. It tastes like raspberry..."
2. Who's that one 11 year old slut who everyone wants to bone?
Dude, that's Jessi Slaughter...
An 11-12 year old girl who acts like she owns the corners of Brooklyn. She puts up videos trying to be all "gangster" with the world. Quote: "Stop hating just cuz I'm prettier than you, I have more friends, More people like me." When in truth, we should continue hating, she only looks pretty because of her make-up, she has no friends, and no one likes her (:
The above paragraph was not a form of gossip but the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. She claims rape towards her "boyfriend" Dahvie Vanity This was fully proven a lie later on.
Then there's daddy kins. Her beloved father who sounds and looks like a deranged pedophile. We dun goofed apparently. Well, I'm sorry if your daughter likes to act like a 1 night in Paris whore. Unfortunately, if we say everything I speak to Jessi Slaughter on tumblr, we go straight to the police. Luckily her father was arrested for what ever reason, I don't care. Her mother tells Jessi to calm the fuck down but she has trouble doing so herself.
Jessi is now in foster care, BANNED from computer use, and claims to say, "sorry for everything" Whether or not to believe her is beyond all humans in the face of earth.
James: Hey Bob
Bob: Hey, wanna watch Jessi slaughter
Bob: why not? it's funny.
James: Dude, she speaks to everyone when she says, "I'm more prettier than you"
Bob: Oh... forever alone