jesussy 

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve

Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool

jesas maria by DarviL August 29, 2020

JEWASS 

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

JEWASS by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.

My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.

Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021

JesusSuit 

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.

Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.

JesusSuit by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014

jesarse 

British slang:- A mix between "Jesus" and "Arse".

Guy 1 scares Guy 2:
Guy 2 - "JESARSE! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

jesarse by LewZz April 19, 2015

Jesastic Man 

The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.

Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.

Jesastic Man by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019