New Jersian Bastard 

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

New Jersian Bastard by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

Yuppie-Ass-Jersian 

First of all they are ALWAYS from New Jersey. You know the type. They act all tough but they really are just bitch ass pencil pushing homos with anxiety problems. They have a little bit of money and power with decent connections so you might be tempted to put up with their bullshit. Total bitches though, and eventually if you hang out with them long enough, you too will share their qualities. Eventually you will move to Jersey and move your head around like a bitch when you get agitated and curse out innocent by-standers for no apparent reason. Be warned my friend, be warned.

Yuppie-Ass-Jersian: HEY UH I'LL KICK YOUR ASS DEA!!
Guy Minding His Own Business: Shut the fuck up you Yuppie-Ass-Jersian.
Yuppie-Ass-Jersian: Oh right, sorry dea, don't tell my boss OK buddy ahhhh.

Yuppie-Ass-Jersian by Dahn Turgenson February 8, 2009

Jerseyian 

Jerking off using your own tears while listening to Bon Jovi after drinking Hypnotic and Hennessy all night.

We raged hard last night bro, took it home Jerseyian style, yolo solo bro.

Jerseyian by Deeeevs July 13, 2013

jewsians 

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself

I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends

jewsians by Dave K November 3, 2004

new jerssian bastard 

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

new jerssian bastard by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022