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Jerry Falwell 

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.
Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?
Jerry Falwell by Bob L July 3, 2003
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Jerry Falwell 

A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!
Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.
Jerry Falwell by Mamao April 4, 2004

jerry falwell 

Someone who dislikes Teletubbies, for their supposed gayness, also someone who has seriouisly fucked religious/political policies.
jerry falwell by ty J July 10, 2004

Jerry Falwell 

A man who will be surely missed by ALL of the loony toons.
Jerry falwell died on Nay 15, 2007 after chocking on one too many peices of bullshit. May he rest in peice.

Jerry Falwell 

A terrorist.

Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.
Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.
Jerry Falwell by camry July 2, 2005

jerry falwell 

a complete ass who blames everything on women, blacks, gays, etc. he lives in a massive house which i'd probably trty to blow up if there wasn't a huge-ass fence around it. it really sucks that my town has been refered to as "falwell's town."
holy crap, it's a giant white elephant! no, that's just falwell.
jerry falwell by Coward November 20, 2004

Jerry Falwell 

A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.
Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.
Jerry Falwell by weirdgirl June 16, 2003