kansas city jerk
When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.
kansas city jerk by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017
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jerkcity
Jerkcity is the best webcomic ever, update d daily. It chronicles the lives of Rands, Spigot, Pants, Deuce, and their largely homosexual friends.
Typical strips include Unix jokes, cocksucking jokes, fat jokes, and everything else that other webcomics lack.
Jerkcity is made using MS Comic Chat; the creator of Jerkcity was almost killed in the 9/11 disaster.
Typical strips include Unix jokes, cocksucking jokes, fat jokes, and everything else that other webcomics lack.
Jerkcity is made using MS Comic Chat; the creator of Jerkcity was almost killed in the 9/11 disaster.
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I hate it when they don't take it out right away, like, enough already, but he's all "actually I need to finish" so I just bend there and take it "Hmm, I'll be done in a minute" while I have that dopey bored look on my face.
I'll have a croissandwich and a glass of rape!
I'll have a croissandwich and a glass of rape!
jerkcity by toten sonntag February 11, 2004
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026