by smileyistheoneforhim May 12, 2011
by JustAni August 27, 2020
A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.
The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:
"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."
The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:
1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.
The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:
"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."
The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:
1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.
Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!
by AJ Moore August 31, 2020
A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!
by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020
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by Kajiji Cumberbitch September 18, 2020
by Pickleypucks September 16, 2020
a disorder characterized by a strong compulsion to display one's genitals to an unsuspecting stranger.
Police Officer: And how would you describe this man's penis?
Victim: Large, like... like the boughs of an oak tree.
Police Officer: Ma'am, the man you described has a condition known as Jeremyism which causes his unexplainable behavior. We're doing everything we can to bring this man into custody.
Victim: Large, like... like the boughs of an oak tree.
Police Officer: Ma'am, the man you described has a condition known as Jeremyism which causes his unexplainable behavior. We're doing everything we can to bring this man into custody.
by bigpoppahuggins March 4, 2010