cricket me jimbers 

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.

Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

cricket me jimbers by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011

Jeebers 

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

Jeebers by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

bieber jeebers 

the fear of having justin bieber stealing your puberty.

doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens

bieber jeebers by ginga says what September 13, 2010

Eeber Jeebers 

A word often shouted out loud when tickled or scared

Jesebe shouted "Eeber Jeebers" when Sam tickeled her

Eeber Jeebers by Nick/Erin June 16, 2003

Jember 

A member of the jewishhigh.com clan, One who is entirly devoted to jewishhigh.com.

Yo, I hurd dat jember's from da 718.

Jember by Cholent™ August 15, 2004

Renisha Jemerson 

Very AWESOME tall girl...
Pretty
BLACK(MOCHA COLORED)
Sometimes totally wierd but u gotta luv her!!

Renisha Jemerson

Renisha Jemerson by Missynini September 26, 2010

jebbers 

somebody who has a B.O problem or is unusally hairy! for example chavs tend to call goths/emos jebbers because they tend to have B.O problems after so much moshing out and then anyone who is unaturally hairy can be called a jebbers.

Binny is a jebbers, he obviously has had a glasgow shower as i can smell the B.O coming thorugh, and he needs a shave... badly!!

jebbers by Natty Kay June 22, 2006