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a good friend of mine, me being the almighty and all powerful overlord of the urban dictioanry. i have defined 2 whole words! all mine! suck my kiss! no please... that was an order...
anyway... jem is a monkey that lives up peoples asses, and he aint picky about whos... so watch out...

see also ass monkey
jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

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