Jeloseum 

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️

Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.

Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019

Jelsy 

One of the most badass chicks you'll ever meet. She kicks but with her wild side but still knows how to remain modest and welcoming. Shes the type o girl anyone could talk to to get something off their mind. Her sense of style is crazy and she is crazy herself. But never be mean towards a jelsy, they know just how to make you feel a certian way. Always take care of your jelsy with care. And she will do the same.

I wish i had me a jelsy

Jelsy by thecooliestrealest December 27, 2014

Jeloseum 

Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand.

Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to you about Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand the only air freshener that works in precisely 3.09 seconds and the only air freshener that stops u from smelling like a rotten cat in a potato sack it can smell like anything from spring grass to the meal you had last Tuesday that smelt absolutely fucking glorious that you wish you could regurgitate and eat a second Time it can even smell like ass if your generally into fucking ass.

Jeloseum by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019

jellsy 

Very very very great friend, her hugs are the best, smart, understanding person, colorful, beautiful, just the best

Friend one: hey did you talk to her yet, you look sad

Friend two: no, let me tell her about me

Moments later

Friend two: I feel awesome, I feel jellsy

jellsy by El Frijolito May 12, 2014

Jelsy 

One of the most badass chicks you'll ever meet. She kicks but with her wild side but still knows how to remain modest and welcoming. Shes the type o girl anyone could talk to to get something off their mind. Her sense of style is crazy and she is crazy herself. But never be mean towards a jelsy, they know just how to make you feel a certian way. Always take care of your jelsy with care. And she will do the same.

I wish i had me a jelsy

Jelsy by thecooliestrealest December 27, 2014

jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.

In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.

jersey jelousy by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007

Jenosyde

Bad ass mutha fuka!

Jenosyde kicked all our asses, boys!

Jenosyde by Tyler Penley May 23, 2003