jelly roller 

a guy with a beard that usually has leftovers in it from yesterday's lunch (beef sandwich). he has a rather large mole 2 inches to the right of his beefy beard.
he rolls jelly for a living, and his jelly has a beefy taste to it. possibly because of his beard..

jelly mainly put on bicuits or burnt toast.

.................booty

Dan: hey! look at that jelly roller!
Dave: ew, he smells like beef.

jelly roller by bloooooooober July 31, 2009

jelly donut roller 

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.

That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.

jelly donut roller by LoLo2B October 30, 2011

jelly rolled 

To be tricked into clicking a link leading to a photo of an obese female.

Send any photos of Rita MacNeil under an inconspicuous filename...

"You got jelly rolled!"

jelly rolled by Benju March 26, 2008

Jellyrolled 

Keeper of the pies

Jellyrolled eats the pie.

Jellyrolled by Pants July 10, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004