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like nailing jello to a tree 

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.
Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

like trying to nail jello to a cat 

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

Jelly like a jelly fish 

A phrase used by Sid Sandinista to describe how jelly he is of somebody or something.
Sid: Whoa dude, you got to see Reel Big Fish last night?
Andy: Yeah man, you jelly?
Sid: Yeah, I'm jelly like a jelly fish.
Andy: That's pretty jelly.

love you lots and lots like jelly tots!

An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.
"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"

love you lotties like jelly totties 

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

she shake it like jelly 

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli
She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli