Skip to main content

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
desert jellies mug front
Get the desert jellies mug.
See more merch

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
Related Words
A New Jersey Term used to describe a person lying or not telling the truth.
Man 1: On my set Kesha let me fuck the first night son.
Man 2: Son stop jellin she ain't even like that bruh.
Jellin by ShawnyTV March 12, 2017

jellophobia 

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.
Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.
jellophobia by nebuloso December 31, 2004
A mop-headed child from the 70's that gives pointless strategic advice.
When planning a game of 'chicken' across a railway track,
Child one "Zig Zag all the way across"
Child two "That a terrible idea! Your like a Jellian!"
Jellian by MarcZero February 25, 2011

jellicle 

The word "Jellicle" first appears in "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" by T. S. Elliot, specifically the poem "The Song of the Jellicles". The name "Jellicle cat" is derived from an attempt by T.S. Eliot's infant niece to say "dear little cat"
Jellicle Cats come out to-night
Jellicle Cats come one come all:
The Jellicle Moon is shining bright -
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball.
jellicle by Zanti September 15, 2006
To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.
Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !
jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017