Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

Jed's Best by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

Jed's a millionaire 

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.

We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!

Jed's a millionaire by Code Monkey June 21, 2005

jed stick 

it mean a guy with a small penis

omg my jed stick is small

jed stick by shawnta thomas May 8, 2017

Jed Suse

When someone rips a massive fart that stinks up the entire classroom / area you are in.

That fart was a Jed suse

Jed Suse by Ren bosy June 1, 2023

Jed Scott 

A very weird kid that you should stay away from, he will run up to you and finger you until you ejaculate from your anus!

There was this one time a Jed Scott ran up to me and physically raped to me to point to where I liked it...

Jed Scott by Succ Nasty May 17, 2018

jed the spread 

Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.

Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it

jed the spread by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

uncle jeds pocket watch by p cutta April 10, 2005