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Jaroszewski 

Surname of a group of Polish men with huge penises.
He's huge, he must be of Jaroszewski decent.
Jaroszewski by irhythems July 1, 2009
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Jaroslav Halak 

Slovac word for "super ninja Jedi master goaltender"
Did you see halak play in the 7th game of the Habs/Caps series?? The goaltender was Jaroslav Halak!!
Jaroslav Halak by Habsfan227 April 30, 2010

Jbrowned 

Verb.

The act in which a normal, casual conversation becomes an awkward and uncomfortable exchange of rambling, incoherent, or "creepy" ideology. Often brought on by an uninvited third party.
Dave was talking to his mother when Jason came along and Jbrowned everything into a discussion about mad cow disease and the World Bank.
Jbrowned by D Stahled April 10, 2008
Joross is handsome
Joross by Johohoho June 7, 2021

jabroski 

A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.

A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
Example 1

Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?

Bro 2: I think he is bro.

Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.

Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.

Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.

Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?

Example 2

Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?

Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
jabroski by The Mooski August 15, 2011
He's the jolliest person you will ever meet, he can brighten up your day with his jokes and laughs, and can easily understand one's emotions. He is also trustworthy and will listen to your problems. He can be happy around his friends but sometimes endure problems when he's alone. He is very great at uplifting one's mood as he has a positive aura. His words are so pure that he won't lie to you, especially when giving friendly advice, and will give you the right answers. He is also reliable.
Joros is the ideal friend anyone could ask for.
Joros by Nephrite7 December 7, 2021