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"Hello, im pretty totally awesome and sexy, i could be called a "JayNess"
JayNess by Skittlesman December 10, 2008
Hey Pete did you see Jaynesh last night trying to throw some shapes!? I heard he also tried to get with Natalie! What a noob!
Jaynesh by Gordon_B July 19, 2010

Milwaukee Jayers 

milwaukee jayers sleeo with every boy or girl
Milwaukee Jayers by klaya June 9, 2011

jayneaspelatosis 

A wild one here... Deadly disease! The way this disease is caught is from encountering a pig with the jaynealpissul fly, mostly found within the ear of the animal. The pigs pick it up through bad carrots fed to them. Many of the symptoms can be: Headaches, Sickness, peeing their pants, screaming, sleepiness and bad hearing.

A way to counter this disease is to take jayneulanus tablets prescribed by the doctors, for 2 weeks.
Oh no I see a jaynealpissul fly, i might catch jayneaspelatosis.
jayneaspelatosis by Trxpical August 2, 2019

Braden Mathew Jaynes 

He is the absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart.He is very very when I say very I mean he is very thiccc and he as a VERY BIG DUIGH and people love to have him as a friend
Braden Mathew Jaynes is such a good friend

Jayneese Lewis 

jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
Jayneese Lewis by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019