Uhh, I've never been to Oovoo Javer...
by Probably not aesthetic June 6, 2019
Person #1 Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?
Person #2 Ummmmm I've never been to Oovoo Javer.
Person #2 Ummmmm I've never been to Oovoo Javer.
by lixie's egg March 13, 2019
Used to describe an injury where the pain is tolerable but still bad enough that it imobilozes you. A sprained ankle is a javered ankle whereas a broken ankle is just broken. When applied to an inanimate object javered means broken, no longer works, can not be repaired. If a javered object turns out to be fixable then it was never javered in the first place, it was just fucked. To javer something is to break something but as when applied to your self does not mean to break.
Gill: Watch me as I run through this brick wall Guy
Guy: Don't do that, it will not end well
Gill: You're right Guy, it did not end well and not my clavicle is javered and I am layer here on the floor in agonising pain
Guy: Don't do that, it will not end well
Gill: You're right Guy, it did not end well and not my clavicle is javered and I am layer here on the floor in agonising pain
by Shweb0110 September 14, 2015