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1.To effectively dispatch anyone ignorant enough to attempt an assault upon you, or a contact of high importance.
2. To make someone look breathtakingly inept during a physical confrontation. 3. To "rock the shit" as Brian Fantana put it. "A bunch of wannabe gangsters tried to jump me, and I jason bourne'd them. Needless to say it was spectacular."
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To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness. Anniversaries:
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?" You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it" Grocery Shopping: Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?" You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle." Destroying the Evidence: Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?" You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse." |
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