Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.
by IHKHC November 14, 2011
To be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. This especially applies to hookers.
That hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. I just got Jarvised!
by staffypoo June 2, 2010
by Wolvezy December 20, 2019