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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read 

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

Jared Milton 

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.
Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
Jared Milton by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

Jarrod moment 

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs
At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed
Jarrod moment by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019

Jared Monaco 

The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.
Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!
Jared Monaco by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010

Jared Manning 

A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.
Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.
Jared Manning by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018

Jared Millis 

a total nigger faggot. this MEGA FAGGOT cannot get the fuck off of my stupid pull out mattress and go get a fucking job, faggot
Jared MIllis is a fucking cunt
Jared Millis by OGHarambe October 22, 2016