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a retarded boy who cannot control his homosexual impulses. At times breaks out into song and dance to "bop to the top" and "everyday" from high school musical. He THINKS he's bringing sexy back, but he's running it out of fashion.
God your such a Jared Grimes.
by PrincesaKaytee October 16, 2008

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