A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 18, 2023
A gesture, usually seen on Japanese community, especially during conflicts, wherein their facial expressions is exhibiting "seemingly forced" positivity, but in reality, they are internalizing "why can't you just die yet?" emotional state.
by pier_psalms August 9, 2021
by Deldris July 15, 2021
A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
by Geradinkus May 15, 2017
A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.
by Koytt madre December 8, 2020
Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!
Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!
Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!
by Cockaddict April 18, 2022